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dontbearuiner: bones-and-struts: glumshoe: banashee: unlicens...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:30:13 -0400

bones-and-struts:

glumshoe:

banashee:

unlicenseddrsexymd:

fieldbears:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Dad kept hiding pine nuts in the pages of this magazine and letting Edgar root around for them.

(Edgar cannot be released to the wild due to an injury. He now works as an ambassador bird and general household nuisance.)

Edgar has added to his vocalizations since I last saw him! He used to only say “oh wow” in a really sarcastic voice and to mimic the trill of a screech owl. Now he also screams “WHAT?!” and mumbles “what a WHOPPER!”

It was hysterically funny discussing politics with him in the room. We’d mention some new scandal and he’d randomly interject with cries of astonishment.

Please let Edgar know that I love him

Edgar has graced my dash twice today and I learned something new each time. I too love him.

I love everything about this, most of all the fact that you named him Edgar because it makes me think of Poe’s “The Raven” immediately

His full name is Edgar Allen Crow.

Of course it is.

EDGAR ALLEN CROW

patron-saint-of-smart-asses: taylor-tut: taylor-tut: y’all know that john mulaney quote “the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:00:33 -0400

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

taylor-tut:

taylor-tut:

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything

You pleased a mad fae trickster

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:30:13 -0400

not to be too millennial but

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:00:50 -0400

celarose:

celanon:

realtimgunn:

no money

no house

just avocado

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:30:24 -0400

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:30:21 -0400

aestheticallyequal: ♥

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:00:36 -0400

aestheticallyequal:

♥

rosewater1997: me drinking green tea: this is gonna fix Everything

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:30:18 -0400

rosewater1997:

me drinking green tea: this is gonna fix Everything

cannweseriouslyjusttnott: shanemichael: It’s fucking red. I’ve...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:00:53 -0400

cannweseriouslyjusttnott:

shanemichael:

It’s fucking red.

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 04:30:23 -0400

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:30:21 -0400

halloweenqueen19: me flirtin: shows u a pic of 2 cute animals doin sumthin an say ‘me n u’

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:00:36 -0400

halloweenqueen19:

me flirtin: *shows u a pic of 2 cute animals doin sumthin an say ‘me n u’*

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 11:30:16 -0400

cardboardlamb: girl: come overme: i can’t, i’m using my sensitive barbels scour the riverbed for...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 08:00:29 -0400

cardboardlamb:

girl: come over
me: i can’t, i’m using my sensitive barbels scour the riverbed for morsels of food
girl: i hollowed out a nesting cavity under a flat stone
me:

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 04:30:14 -0400

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 18:30:11 -0400

ororium-z: Happy Pride!

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:00:28 -0400

ororium-z:

Happy Pride!

quixoty: gutter-guy: gutter-guy: You shouldn’t be treating nb people like the secret sexy 3rd...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 11:30:12 -0400

quixoty:

gutter-guy:

gutter-guy:

You shouldn’t be treating nb people like the secret sexy 3rd gender. Nb people don’t look like a mash of male and female, they’re not sexy androgynous twinks

white skinny androgynous nb people reblogging this and saying shit like “Well this is what I look like! So I feel represented!” Are literally part of the problem. I’m not saying that no nb people are white/skinny/andro, I’m saying that those are the only type of nb bodies that get represented

its nice, isnt it, when nonbinary people are visibly distinct from binary people? its easy, isnt it? you can remember to use “they” for people who have no visible breasts or beards, right? no need to challenge the notion of male vs female if nonbinary people have their own look, isnt that right?

its time to step the fuck up and really understand that nonbinary looks like anybody. nonbinary looks like you. nonbinary looks like your family and friends and it looks like the strangers who you thoughtlessly call “he” or “she” because of their appearance.

really supporting nonbinary people means understanding that theres no visual tell - you wont recognise all of us as nonbinary on sight. you have to actually LISTEN to us. you have to BELIEVE us. and it means challenging your assumptions about gender, starting with the assumption that youre an ally to trans people while youre still doing puerile shit like gendering body parts and clothes.

NONBINARY LOOKS LIKE ANYBODY. ANY BODY CAN BE NONBINARY.

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:00:35 -0400

lemographie:Isle Royale | Laura Marshall

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 04:30:16 -0400

lemographie:

Isle Royale | Laura Marshall